Porn film star, secret agent, and world record holder Bargis Tryhol is the official celebrity judge and guest at this year's National Surfboarding Championships in Honolulu, Hawaii. He will grade surfers on their abilities in riding the tube, the pipe, and other surfing moves while also being available for autographs and pictures.
Bargis, who rose to fame as the man with the world's largest penis, said that being in Hawaii is also liberating as "I can just wear a grass skirt or a lava-lave and let everything hang free." He did, however, reveal that "I've had to put a sock on it to keep me from getting scraped up by the sand when it drags along as I walk on the beach."
Oceana Sport-Nautica, a large sporting goods supplier favored by many of the surfers, announced that they have signed Bargis to the the celebrity spokesman for their new line of boards. They will play off of the old 1970's campaign and promote "Hang Eleven."
