Bargis Tryhol Spotted Dating Lorena Bobbitt

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Wednesday, 28 October 2009


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Three satisfied admirers attempt to surround and protect an erect Bargis.

Bargis Tryhol, the acknowledged record holder as the man with the world's largest penis (length, girth, total weight, flacid, and erect) was spotted in a New York City night club with Lorena Bobbit. After drinking and dancing, they were seen leaving together in a taxi. Paparazzi followed that cab and it photographed the couple getting out at the plush Waldorf-Saladia Hotel.

Three hours later, Mr. Tryhol was seen leaving the hotel. He returned to the nightclub and was photographed with his arm around socialite and personality Paris Hilton.

Lorena Bobbitt is most famous as the woman who cut off her husband's penis after she discovered that he had been cheating on her.

There were no indications that Mr. Tryhol knew the true identity of his date. This morning, however, the former Mrs. John Bobbitt was seen buying a chainsaw at a local hardware store. When asked about her purchase, she said "with wood this thick, you really need the right tool for the job."

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