NEW YORK CITY - The host of the Fox Network show Off The Record says that she is tired of people saying that Fox News is not really news.
The 55-year-old Van Susteren, who amazingly enough became famous while covering the O.J. Simpson trail, said that just in the past 24 hours she has heard news people, political people and sports people call her network unAmerican, unhealthy, and underwear.
She said that it hurts her because she usually does not wear any underwear unless the temperature gets below 20 degrees.
The Cheese state born Scientologist commented that she is so furious with all these criticisms that she feels like hitting the nearest Democrat.
Van Susteren, who's name is Dutch for 'she woman with many and varied nips, tucks, and botox stuff' pointed out that her show is one of the few that has had on interesting people like Rev. Al Sharpton's dentist, Kevin Skinner's tractor mechanic, Brett Favre's landscaper, and Mark Cuban's grandmother.
She adds that if the criticism does not stop, and does not stop soon, she is going to quit her show and move back home to Wisconsin where she will plant, cultivate, and harvest Gorgonzola cheese.
In related news. CNN has won its case asking that the FCC force Fox News to stop saying that their news reporting is 'fair and balanced.'
