Spoks Gran will be starring in a new fashion show on Channel 4, due to air in January. The celebrity status of her grandson is due to catapault her into the A grade celebrity category within days of her first show.
The synopsys for the show will be based on creating head wear for people with noticeably pointy ears, shoulder pads to protect against her grandsons party trick and how to look good during teleportation poses.
Not surprisingly Gok Wan has issues with the new show, claiming he has already covered pointed ears and shoulder pads, and although not screened yet, he has a show lined up to discuss teleportion poses.
A spokesman for ITV said Gok is very dissappointed, and although too weak and feable to withstand the Vulcan death grip, would love to take on Spoks Gran with or without shoulder pads in a prime time show down.
Channel 4 and Spoks Gran have refused to comment on the fading Wans misfortune.
