Famous for her binge drinking, drugs abuse, rehab visits and being a part-time singer, Amy, has now been clean for a year she claims!
Proof of this spectacular outing is, she has managed to string two gigs together without having to "REHAB" it!
This is great news for her dedicated fans who at last maybe see Amy for the first time sober and not high, BORING!
As for her dealers, hangers-on, junkie, boozing boyfriends/girlfriends they are in a state of shock and cannot believe that Amy is clean!
Mother Mary from her local catholic church gave the following statement:
"Amy is a good girl really, just lost it, now she's clean we at the church are all happy, and our prayers have been answered, welcome back to the nest!"
On hearing this Amy promptly ordered a six-pack of Jim Bean and a half a kilo of Coks and said:
"fucking do-gooding church bitches, they're the reason why I started in the first place, call REHAB!!"
