Shrinks shrank Anna Nicole Smith brain

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Saturday, 26 September 2009

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She was fighting her inlaws for a stake in her billionaire husband's fortune when death occured

Los Angeles - (Diprivan Deprivation): So far nobody's actually saying 'Anna Nicole's shrinks were hired by her former in-laws to fry her opiate-dependent brain'.

But evidence before an LA court this week has set out how psychiatrists treating the former nude centerfold reduced her to a gibbering addicted wreck.

In the dock are Khristine Eroshevich and Sandeep Kapoor, accused by LA FagHagSlagMag this week of prescribing 'pharmaceutical armageddon' to the busty peroxide blonde who died in 2007.

Also accused is her lawyer ex-boyfriend Howard K Stern against whom Smith's mother Virgie Arthur once conducted a vitriolic vendetta worthy of a top notch cosa nostra consigliere

Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead is nearlt three years old and stands to inherit a $750 million fortune.

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