Written by Bureau

Friday, 7 August 2009

image for Adam Lambert & Kris Allen On ABC Friday Morning As Sawyer, Champion Lose Underwear
Those At Home Missed A Great Free Show!

The crowds were wild on ABC's Good Morning America this morning as recent American Idol rivals Adam Lambert and Kris Allen were joined by Teen Choice Awards 2009 Nominee, David Cook for a great performance.

Too bad that those at home only got a small sampling that the folks here in New York City received and it was free out in the fresh, well, open air of Central Park.

At the big finish by Lambert and Allen doing a song together as Cook performed on guitar, a whole bunch of bunched-up panties began to be thrown upon the stage.

Next came a volley of jockey shorts at Lambert's feet but the cameras were keeping waist-up shots, like the old Elvis Presley shots on the Ed Sullivan Show.

So maybe things haven't changed so much after all.

Too bad that the cameras had to cut to a commercial as other objects of clothing began to fly and the cops on horses were just riding up.

However, when the camera came back on for a final goodbye from the studio, you couldn't help but notice Diane Sawyer and weatherman, Sam Champion, looked a little slimmer.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Adam Lambert

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