Does Vanessa Hudgens Have A Death Wish?

Written by Bureau

Friday, 24 July 2009

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The latest news on Hollywood On The Web is that Vanessa Hudgen's is further confusing many of her loyal fans as the beautiful young actress seems to be switching personalities off and on daily.

One day she's the carefree kid of the musicals and the next she's naked on the web.

In a recent interview with a friend who does not wish to be identified, we asked some pointed questions, like what's going on?

"Venessa is a really great human being but she listens to what EVERYBODY who wants to give her advice. I don't know if she needs to see a specialist or what, as this may go back to the days when you're a kid trying to please everyone and in the process, losing your real self."

And the photos?

"Some 'mature' person in the business told her that she doesn't need to be a teenybopper anymore -their words -and she should do something shocking so that everyone can see that she's all grown up!"

"Well, she did! But that's not the way to go about it, and in a few weeks she really really regreted it."

"Then there's this oveall thing. It's like if something good happens, something bad is bound to happen to balance things out and she's embarrassed part of the time and then she's showing off, like she's striking back at someone."

"It's as if she has to punish herself. She needs to see a doc. All of us do in this business at one time or another, I guess. It goes with the territory."

"She was here late last year and she told me she was getting better. She had a really nice guy she'd been dating. Next thing I know, she's playing a prostitute from what I keep hearing is a really rotten movie."

As that seemed to be all and the few of us were leaving, I suggested that maybe Vanessa should write this stuff down if she doesn't already keep a diary, as it might make a great movie.

After you've covered these stars young and old, you get the feeling that constantly being in the spotlight can be great for awhile...but then it NEVER turns off.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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