Humpback Blows Off Provincetown

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 13 July 2009

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Captain Willie's Free Whaleys

At the end of Cape Cod, Massachusetts, a place Henry David Thoreau once called the end of America until George Bush made that true of everywhere, there once was a vibrant whaling industry. Later Ptown became an artists' colony for playwright Eugene O'Neill and then Truman Capote ushered in the Provincetown Players who still claim top billing in the gayest town at the end of America.

Besides a vibrant gay industry Provinetown now boasts of a whale watching business to rival any. Tourists and marine scientists alike head for provincetown to see then whales up close and personal. One recent entreprenuerial bright light decided to merge the towns two great attractions. Now on Captain Willie's Schooner you can go Whale watching and get blown aboard by a genuine Provincetown humpback. When asked Cat Willie told this travel reporter that his stroke of genius has given new meaning to Thar He Blows!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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