You know Baron is Bruno and Ali and borat but did you know that Bruno is really Jiminy Glick after years of the Slimfast Diet. This breaking news has been rejected by everu blog, website, zine and gossip rag but thanks to the low standards of the dotcom that you are currently perusing, the truth can be told!
First take a good look into the bambi-esque deer like gaze of Bruno( God, I wish I had an umlaut!). If you could see Glick's eyes behind all the adipose you would see what I mean- dead ringer. And now on to the voice...don't be thrown off by that phoney accent- you knew Ali G didn't speak like 'e wuz frum Staines and who was fooled by Borat's Kazakstani kakamamy. just cut through the autistic Austrianisms and you will find the true and only cracking voice of JG. Take away 300 pounds, preserve the died in the wool poof and you will agree that Bruno( UMLAUT grrr!)is Jiminy Glick and if you don't believe me wait until the Slimfast commercials start pouring in!