Written by Chamone

Sunday, 12 July 2009

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I am no ass-bandit!

Teen heart-throb Zac Efron has denied outright that he is responsible for the theft of a donkey from the set of High School Musical 4: The College Years.

Pretty boy Efron explained how shocked he was to read in the tabloid press the claims that he was an 'ass-bandit' and a 'shit-stabber':

"Its sick! I had nothing to do with that missing donkey and I most certainly have never gone around sticking a big pointy stick into lumps of shit either", he pleaded.

Kevin Spacey, Tom Cruise and John Travolta have all stood firmly behind Efron - and some have also come out in support for him too!

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Topics: Zac Efron, donkey




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