Lohan, Ronson Back Together, Lohan Facing Lawsuit

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Thursday, 9 July 2009

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Apparently Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together because several fan sites are reporting that the two are moving out of their current residence after discovering they were on a Celebrity Bus Tour.

Lindsay and her DJ girlfriend, whose brother is the music producer, Mark Ronson, were infuriated when they heard tourists outside their Los Angeles property early in the morning, and are now plotting their escape.

Ronson wrote on her Twitter page: "just sitting at home early for me and heard a "star tour" bus go by my house and insult me over a loud speaker-think i'll put nails out tomorrow. Seriously there are real famous people in this city - can't they go and bother them? no kidding.... i feel sorry for anyone who pays for that tour."

Meanwhile Lohan and Lorit Simon, a Las Vegas businesswoman who air-brushes tans for celebrities, had claimed that they had invented a fake tan spray and began promoting their product, Sevin Nyne. Now it looks like the two may have stole the formula for this spray tan and A Florida chemist, Jennifer Sunday, has filed a lawsuit in Tampa federal court claiming just that.

"We are certainly looking for the profits that are being generated right now from that product," Sunday's lawyer, Marcia Cohen, told the Orlando Times. "If Ms. Lohan and Ms. Simon and their companies and their shareholders are profiting from the theft of my client's formula and are profiting from that product, my client is entitled to those proceeds."

Just another day in the crazy world of Lindsay Lohan.

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