Lindsay Lohan Posts Topless Pic On Twitter

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Tuesday, 16 June 2009

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Have You Seen This Woman?

Lindsay Lohan has need of your attention. She is not being noticed, even after apparently getting so desperate for attention that she's stole some jewelry at a photo shoot to make it onto the news.

Now she's placed a topless photo on Twitter.

A friend says she next planned to go streaking through the next big Hollywood event or climb out on the ledge of a tall building in Manhattan and parachute to the streets below, until she talked her out of that one.

"Even if you did it safely", I told her, "do you think a New York City cab driver is going to stop unless you come down with the parachute on top of one?"

"She's even been consulting with the Osbourne family but Ozzy told her he only gets attention when he does something normal so he could be of no help."

Still another friend (apparently she's still got a few or maybe they depend on her for their livelihood) stated that she was thinking about saying she's received an envelope in the mail full of anthrax and she may die within weeks.

Several think they saw her on "Good Morning, America" with a big sign that says "Lindsay Lohan Under This Sign!" but the story hasn't been confirmed.

Meanwhile, the personal security of both New York City Mayor Bloomberg, California Governor Schwarzenegger and President Barack Obama has been increased because no one knows exactly where Ms. Lohan is at the present time.

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