Katie Price is dating Lindsay Lohan

Funny story written by Qwerty123

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

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Katie Price and Peter Andre. Once Britain's favourite celebrity couple, rivaled only by Mickey and Minnie Mouse.

Now days,they detest the ground they walk on.

Today. 'Crapfest Magazine' can exclusively that Katie Price has found new love with the most unlikely person on Earth,failed Actress Lindsay "****** up" Lohan!.

Katie was spotted leaving Lindsay's hotel room in London early in this morning. Staff were certain that something had gone on between them,as Katie's clothes were in her purse. The Hotel manager was interviewed today.

"They both arrived about getting on for 11PM,and went into Lindsay's room. A few of us accidentally pressed our ears against their door. One things for certain, they definitely weren't talking about their messed up careers".

Neither Katie or Lindsay were available for comment. But Katie's manager announced that, "yeah, they getting on".

He was later sacked.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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