Lindsay Lohan Has Mouth Disease

Funny story written by Bureau

Monday, 6 July 2009

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Apparently, Lindsay Lohan has now came down with foot-in-mouth's disease. Whenever she opens it, in goes the foot and who knows what's going to come out?

At her birthday last week she spent the day apologizing for slamming Colette, a high class store in Paris, after she found out they will start carrying Justin Timberlake's William Rast clothing line.

"I can't believe you are lowering yourselves to a MACY'S brand- I am speechless. Paris is chic not mid America. Gross." Lohan tweeted on her Twitter page, in case you didn't get to see it.

I guess she forgot that her own line of 6126 leggings is sold at all Macy's, so this lead to her making up a tall-tale, saying it wasn't her writing the insult:

"I am sorry for the unnecessary comment-wasn't meant to be a jab," Lohan then tweeted Thursday. "i have some William Rast & it's great-was a friends words. and my 6126 leggings are in Macy's West and they've been great to work with."

Bullshit, she wrote the comment without even thinking, per usual, then backed off when someone reminded her that she also worked with Macy's. Who does she think buys tickets to see her movies and shops for her leggings, customers who shop in Paris or the millions who shop Macy's, now with stores scattered across the nation?

Even Lohan's fans have to think this one over. Why be loyal to a hypocritical snob who apparently doesn't even care who knows about it.

Or maybe she's just been mistweeted.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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