Lindsay Lohan: Ready To Marry Samantha Ronson?

Funny story written by Mig93

Sunday, 28 June 2009

Actress/singer Lindsay Lohan has said that she is "not ready to get married" yet, speaking about how many celebrities marry young.

The former teen queen, who will turn 23 on July 2 and who just came back to normal girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson, told Osmopolitan magazine that she definitely won't be rushing down the aisle.

Lohan said: "I'm definetly happy with Sam, in bed and in "real" life but I am not ready to get married! You see people in the business getting married so so young because they lack reason, wait, I think because they're just heart-wholes, know what I mean? But Sam and I are really happy together and she's the reason why I still haven't tried hashish or bhang.. I love her."

The troubled celebrity also spoke about body image in the interview, saying: "There definitely was a time, about an hour ago, when I was pretty obsessed with my body and my weight. It's not appalling, I mean appealing, when girls get superskinny. Guys don't like it but who gives a ****?. Lesbos do. You just lose some happiness when that's all you think about, and weight too!" she said.

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