Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

image for Lindsay Lohan's Vajay Found Holding Missing Jewels and Bikinis
a pair of old brown shoes were found in a later excavation

Lately whatever Lindsay Lohan models goes missing... First jewels and now five bikinis... Missing that was until a suspicious private dick started to pry into the shadowy crevices where ladies like Lohan like to hide their hot wares.

Sure enough, when the PI emerged from the suspected hide away it was not empty handed. A veritable treasure trove was brought into the light of day. The jewels and the swimsuits were brought out first but on the list of also found were: a monkey wrench, a gold cigarette case, A-Rod's house key and a miner's helmet with theflash light still illuminated.

Lohan refused to talk to the press except through her lawyer who told reporters that appearances are often deceiving as anyone will tell you about a first meeting with LL.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Lindsay Lohan




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