Tomb is empty

Funny story written by Peteditor

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

Three days after he died, sources near the Jackson family report that they went to visit his crypt and found it open and empty.

According to one anonymous woman who was close to The King of Pop's entourage, she went to visit the tomb before dawn last week. As she approached the door, she saw a light shining from within and when she entered, she found an empty shroud and one glove.

Crying, she ran from the tomb, and says she thinks his words have come truth. "Do you think He Has Risen?" she asked his brothers, also known as The Jackson Four, who had gathered nearby to mourn his untimely passing. "Is it what I think it is?"

One of the brothers, who wasn't identified, pointed out that the memorial service hadn't been held yet, so of course the tomb is empty.

"What in the name of God was she thinking?" he asked.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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