Penis Minus(not his real name) has agreed to star in a new stage production, The Pecker Of Dorian Gray.
"I've gotten my courage up after marrying my sweetie pie", Penis Minus who will play Dorian Gray, only in this version, a portrait of Penis Minus penis will grow & grow smaller as Penis himself grows larger.
"In the painting , 'Little Joe' gets smaller as I grow bigger, with the help on lots of Viagra and makeup. Oh, I think Oscar Wilde would be very proud of this production."
"As the Play goes on, the characters play a lot and then one day Penis notices that the penis in the portrait has began to shrivel up."
"As his penis continues to grow and grow Dorian (or PM) is becoming more aware of the lump in his pants until he finally reveals the hideous thing filled with scars and spotted with moles and warts as he notices the strange happenings in the portrait until he hides it in the attic."
Penis then told this reporter that having a whopper might just be a curse, after all. As he is, he's happily married.
As I left I thought of Tevye's saying on Fiddler On The Roof about having too much money being a curse with a slight change, "May I be cursed with a biggun and may I never recover!"