Madonna Worried that she may be Next

Funny story written by Chamone

Thursday, 2 July 2009

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Madonna's recent ad campaign for louis Vuitton

Following the sudden and tragic death of Michael Jackson, pop star Madonna has expressed her own fears that she too may go bald.

The Queen of Pop's changing hairstyles over the years has put immense strain on her hair follicles prompting the belief that she could go bald at any moment.

Madonna has been stocking up on supplies of testosterone to boost hair growth.

But the unwelcome side affect has been the bizarre muscles she now sports all over her body.

Apparently, for the resumption of her upcoming tour, Madonna can barely fit inside her usual spandex leotard and has had to purchase one designed for Arnold Schwarzenegger for the movie 'the Running Man'.

Madonna has also been sporting a rather large bulge in her pants lately and a pronounced deepening of her singing voice.

"It's just a new singing style she's working on for the tour", snarled her publicist as she led Madonna into the male toilets of a swish London restaurant by accident.

By accident?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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