Micheal Jackson's last meal

Funny story written by Chamone

Friday, 26 June 2009

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If he ate so much then why wasn't he a fat man?

Micheal Jackson's last meal has been revealed.

He ate lots of cheese and a big bag of carrots. It might have contributed to his death. Then again, it might not.

The day before he was seen eating a hamburger and drinking a cup of his own urine. The day before that he ate nothing but corn flakes.

Some of this is probably important in some way. If Columbo was around - and a real person - that chances are that Columbo would be able to find this all very interesting and vitally important.
He would say "And another thing" and then proceed to outline how he believed things went down.

But Columbo is not here.
Or Angela Landsbury.
What would Matlock make of it all?

"Micheal Jackson is dead", he would say and then go on to offer his theory of how and why.

But his last meal has to hold some clue and investigators might just find something there. Or not.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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