Michael Jackson was Pregnant

Funny story written by Chamone

Friday, 26 June 2009

image for Michael Jackson was Pregnant
Look closely. Can you see a embryonic moonwalk?

Shocking reports are being heard coming from the inner sanctum of the Jackson death ranch saying that the beloved 'King of Poop' was pregnant when he died.

The states coroner's office have refused to either acknowledge of refute the suggestions that Jackson had undergone fertility treatment and had embryo's implanted in a plastic womb specially fabricated for his 'needs'.

"It's a further bizarre twist in the tail of the life of one of the World's most strange men", said Hollywood showbiz reporter Dick Schlong.

Some fans had reported that the star's belly was larger than usual at his most recent appearances at the local kiddy fiddler festival.

If true, it could give rise to a DaVinci code style shit storm about a sacred bloodline.

If untrue, it's still a good story.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more