The REAL Reason Why Michael Jackson Died!

Funny story written by IN SEINE

Friday, 26 June 2009

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Amongst all the other conspiracy theories that are awash on the Internet, and there is ONE which is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Of all the places to find the truth, The is the one place that people would not look. In the words of Mulder and Scully; "The truth is out there"- indeed it is.

In Seine News can exclusively reveal that Michael Jackson died because his talents were required elsewhere. There has long been a colossal fight for his soul between God and the Devil. This can be seen throughout the star's life.

Michael Jackson was born into a Jehovah's Witness family in which he had his first encounter with God. However, as most people do, they soon encounter the Devil who tries to distract our attention away from God.

It is well-known that Jackson was taunted about being 'black' by Satan himself. Even though the guy was rich and famous, he was deeply unhappy about himself and the instead of consulting God about it, decided to change his image using his own wealth.

Having accrued a small fortune whilst in the Jackson 5, Michael embarked on being a 'human chameleon' and he began to 'lighten up a little'. The more white he became, the more wealth he accumulated, the more cosmetic surgery he had, and this is what led to his downfall. He actually thought that white people can earn a more than black people.

It was in the 'half-caste years' that Jackson produced the most famous and prolific selling album of all time; "Thriller".

Little did he know, Jackson was 'cursed' and under the influence of the Devil; he began to have delusions of grandeur to the extent where he thought that he was God himself. He even portrayed himself as the saviour of the world in 'Earth Song'.

As time progressed, Jackson became increasingly unhappy about being white with the features of a black man and so began the long trawl of cosmetic surgery to alter his facial features. Jackson's pop career began to dwindle as he faced allegations of being a paedophile. It was also at this time that he got married and had three children all through artificial insemination.

Now that the global economy has taken a downturn, Jackson was on the verge of bankruptcy and was planning a comeback tour of the world. This comeback tour is going to be the best -where he comes back from the dead! He had planned a series of concerts at the O2 arena in London.

Meanwhile, God was fed up with Michael being misunderstood by the world and being led astray by the Devil and because the Lord Almighty himself was planning 'Great Gig in the sky '09' because His PR image was at an all time low, he wanted the best musicians. He already had John Lennon, Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly, Roy Orbison, John Bonham, Jimi Hendrix, Frank Sinatra and Jim Morrison; but wanted more - he wanted the best - Michael Jackson to choreograph his 'Great Gig in the Sky '09'. And that my friends, is the REAL reason Michael Jackson left this earth at the age of 50. God called him!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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