Jackson DEAD - Doctor Goes Missing

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Friday, 26 June 2009

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Doctor Who? Where? LAPD Would Like To Know.

A live-in doctor who shared a home with dead bloke Michael Jackson has inexplicably gone on the lam following the most talented musician ever's allegedly drug induced demise.

Reports from the UK appear to suggest that the physician is serial killing DEAD doctor Harold Shipman's younger brother, Albert.

We spoke to some bloke on the phone in Todmorden, West Yorkshire, where the serial killing doctor first had a General Practice. He told us:

"Albert Shipman was just as mad, bad, and dangerous as his older brother. And he was allegedly abused as a child by an old white woman who lived down the street and had a penchant for grabbing her crotch and going: 'OW! SHAMON!' or whatever it was. It wouldn't surprise me if Albert isn't the missing doctor, and that he administered a fatal injection of demerol into the fuck-faced entertainer. There's probably nothing in it, but you never know."

Michael Jackson was reported by the New York Post to be DEAD, whichever way you look at it. Apparently he died of a Thursday.

More serial killer doctor related stupidity as we get it.

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