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Daily newspaper puts future-of-the-country newsflash ABOVE story about breasts

Funny story: Daily newspaper puts future-of-the-country newsflash ABOVE story about breasts

In a ground breaking move, a well known British red-top has splashed an objective, well researched story about Britain's current political state across it's front page, before a story about almost seeing a B list-er's nipple on the red carpet for som...

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Tabloid anger over "murder" inquiry

Funny story: Tabloid anger over "murder" inquiry

British tabloid newspapers have been fuming this week over the story that police went to the trouble of investigating a burglar killed while breaking into a home. Career criminal Jeff Swag, 47, was stabbed to death by homeowner Geoffroy House as he t...

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Tabloid editors spreading Christmas rage

Funny story: Tabloid editors spreading Christmas rage

It is November, and as usual British tabloids are getting into the festive mood by searching the country for stories of people not celebrating Christmas properly. It is a yearly tradition to whip up readers into a frenzy of loathing, and will warm th...

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Princess Diana's corpse to feature in a fashion show

Funny story: Princess Diana's corpse to feature in a fashion show

A group of tabloid editors, gravediggers and fashion designers have banded together to provide what may be the most astonishing fashion show in history. Princess Diana's rotting body has been exhumed, fitted and measured and is ready to hit the runwa...

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Fabulous STAR UK tabloid gives their brain-damaged footy readers the latest on the Ronaldo saga!

Funny story: Fabulous STAR UK tabloid gives their brain-damaged footy readers the latest on the Ronaldo saga!

Now there is no need to tell anybody with an ounce of sense between their ears that Brit Tabloids are full of utter CRAP! However, one particular RAG has taken taking the piss out of it's highly intellectual, intelligent readership, to a new level...

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Rupert Murdoch promises to get Theresa May elected next time

Funny story: Rupert Murdoch promises to get Theresa May elected next time

After a relentless campaign of negative attacks on Jeremy Corbyn, Rupert Murdoch was said to be furious that the Labour leader did so well in the election. One observer said that on seeing the first exit poll on election night, Murdoch stormed out of...

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Most Brits don't decide who to vote for until the tabloids tell them on election day

Funny story: Most Brits don't decide who to vote for until the tabloids tell them on election day

A survey of people of voting age in the UK has found that a small majority - 52% - don't pay any attention to the election until polling day itself when they just read the front page of a tabloid newspaper. Barry Sheen, 37, of Epping Forest is a p...

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Tabloid newspaper has been infiltrated by Russians

Funny story: Tabloid newspaper has been infiltrated by Russians

The Daily Scum has for years been providing a regular dose of hatred for its readers, firing them up with a loathing of Johnny Foreigner and Julian Peculiar. But an investigation by TheSpoof has uncovered a shocking truth - it is actually run by Russ...

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Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway!

Funny story: Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway!

Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway! Sure, everyone KNOWS what the "fake media" says about KellyAnne Elizabeth Conway, but how much do we REALLY know about her? This intrepid reporter decided to find out, and went slogging through public records, numerous internet news sites, and the back pages of the National Inquirer to scope out the true alternate facts about the mysteriou...

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Press Gang-ged

Alarming new statistics have shown that press freedom has declined 14% in the last two years in Europe. This means were no longer allowed to talk about $£$^^$^ ^%&&^%$ or £$"%$"!(*"^"%. We can still talk about Diana's death but that might soo...

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The Special One is a victim of tabloid scumbags!

Funny story: The Special One is a victim of tabloid scumbags!

A once very "Special One" loved by Chelsea Dandy's, Fairies and other Mad Hatters, has become yet another bloody victim of British tabloids a most desirable pack of blood-thirsty bloodhounds, unique in the world and second to none! The Daily S++r,...

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What's Next After Corbyn 'Chairman Mao Bike' Allegations?

According to the papers criticised by the following link, Jeremy Corbyn doesn't just ride any bicycle... He rides a CHAIRMAN MAO BICYCLE!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.thenational.scot/politics/his-chairman-mao-like-bicycle-right-wing-press-loses-the-plot-as-jeremy-corbyn-hits-out-at-poverty-deniers.7645 White supremacist tabloid-believers across the entire...

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British "Moral Panic" Tabloid Media is Far-Leftie Conspiracy

Unsurprisingly, it turns out that the supposedly "right-wing" media in the UK has been infiltrated by malign and conspiratorial forces. To wit, a vicious gang of far-left radical extremists™ who are attempting to destroy conservative, libertarian, classical liberal, theocratic and even any vaguely centre-leaning politics from the inside. Rod Liddle murmurs: Hey man, it was only mean...

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Channel 4 Plumbs New Depths: "Benefits Police" Moral Panic Documentary

The famously controversial British television network, Channel 4, has hit yet another new low with a new 'moral panic' documentary. The programme is a new sequel to: Traffic Police, Cocaine Police, Heroin Police, Illegally Imported Polish/Romanian Caffeinated Beverages Police, Pimping Police, Dogging Police... And to the recently banned sequel to Dogging Police, known as Doggy-Dogging Pol...

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Littlejohn Revives Spectre of Yewtree: Let Socrates Rest in Peace! (1/2)

Pulp fiction bohemian, notable public figure, economic migrant and Daily Mail man of letters Richard Littlejohn has recently written and provided a measured and balanced response™... To Operation Yewtree's relentless persecution of countless dead white men (and the occasional dead non-white person). The loony lefty Operation Yewtree campaign has been off the news for months, but it pro...

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Royal Baby Amazes Tabloid Newspapers By Being One Year Old On His First Birthday

Funny story: Royal Baby Amazes Tabloid Newspapers By Being One Year Old On His First Birthday

Millionaire ordinary baby, Prince George seems to have astounded everyone by being one year old on his first birthday. This fantastic and uplifting development has taken many people's minds off the reality of a terrible plane crash and alleged wholes...

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Mary Poppins DVDs Seized -Julie Andrew arrested in Global "Honey Trap"

Funny story: Mary Poppins DVDs Seized -Julie Andrew arrested in Global "Honey Trap"

In one of the biggest co-ordinated international police swoops in history, Disney Productions California was cordoned off and Julie Andrew was arrested in the early hours of this morning. An F.B.I source said, "We have a result". The culmination...

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Queen to Kate Middleton: Drop The Skirts!

Funny story: Queen to Kate Middleton: Drop The Skirts!

Kate appears to have heard the order but was confused for a short period when she thought the Queen meant to strip! However, Kate Middleton's grandmother-in-law is demanding lower hemlines, not the dropping of the skirt. According to Britain's Ma...

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Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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