There was an outcry among certain sectors of social media this week at the announcement that Mr Potato Head would be changing his name to Potato Head. Right wing commentator Ben Whiner said, "I can't believe it. Mr Potato Head was like a father fi…
(NOT EDITED) Rupert Murdoch, eat your heart out, you now have a competitor who will make your Sun read like Noddy and Bigears! "The Daily Pony and Trap" (For US readers; Crap) has been published for the first time in a shithole under a railway lin…
LANTANA, Florida – (Satire News) - The "Tabloid Tyrant" who, for many years, defended his BFF Donald J. Trump, has been shown the front door at the headquarters of the nation’s number one supermarket tabloid, the National Enquirer. CEO David Pecke…
Tumultuous global going's on descend upon us daily, and Jaggedone just loves to home in on juicy headlines, read and believed, by UK punters lying on pebble beaches, not keeping social distancing, and certainly not wearing masks! Here Jaggedone's…
After the enormous success of scavenging sleazy headlines from sleazy UK tabloids / Broadsheets, Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army), decides to send his global roach, very sleazy reporters, all over the globe to expand his operations and h…
Headlines attract readers, and UK newspapers are ardently read because of daily headlines hitting punters' daily consumption of modern-day journalist garbage. Here are today's headlines: Daily Star: Pamela Anderson's left boob is sagging lower…
The UK Government announced this week that the HS2 high speed link from London to the north of England will proceed. However, there will be some slight changes from the original plan. In a rambling presentation, Prime Minister Boris Johnson excitedly...
Tabloid rage swelled to tumescent levels this week when it was revealed that suspected criminals in the UK were eligible to receive Legal Aid. Geoff Bile of the Daily Clench exclaimed, “This is political correctness gone mad! How dare those elitis...
Loudmouth manager and Ozzy-minder, Sharon Osbourne, today raged at tabloids that “snowflakes have ruined this country.” She was not referring to the weather. She believes that the state of the UK has been seriously harmed, not by government misrul...
In a ground breaking move, a well known British red-top has splashed an objective, well researched story about Britain's current political state across it's front page, before a story about almost seeing a B list-er's nipple on the red carpet for som...
British tabloid newspapers have been fuming this week over the story that police went to the trouble of investigating a burglar killed while breaking into a home. Career criminal Jeff Swag, 47, was stabbed to death by homeowner Geoffroy House as he t...
It is November, and as usual British tabloids are getting into the festive mood by searching the country for stories of people not celebrating Christmas properly. It is a yearly tradition to whip up readers into a frenzy of loathing, and will warm th...
A group of tabloid editors, gravediggers and fashion designers have banded together to provide what may be the most astonishing fashion show in history. Princess Diana's rotting body has been exhumed, fitted and measured and is ready to hit the runwa...
Now there is no need to tell anybody with an ounce of sense between their ears that Brit Tabloids are full of utter CRAP! However, one particular RAG has taken taking the piss out of it's highly intellectual, intelligent readership, to a new level...
After a relentless campaign of negative attacks on Jeremy Corbyn, Rupert Murdoch was said to be furious that the Labour leader did so well in the election. One observer said that on seeing the first exit poll on election night, Murdoch stormed out of...
A survey of people of voting age in the UK has found that a small majority - 52% - don't pay any attention to the election until polling day itself when they just read the front page of a tabloid newspaper. Barry Sheen, 37, of Epping Forest is a p...
The Daily Scum has for years been providing a regular dose of hatred for its readers, firing them up with a loathing of Johnny Foreigner and Julian Peculiar. But an investigation by TheSpoof has uncovered a shocking truth - it is actually run by Russ...
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