Madonna & Brangelina at odds

Funny story written by The SSaint

Monday, 4 May 2009

Reports suggest that pop superstar, and hollywood glamour couple, Angelina and Brad Jolie have become entangled in a short, but messy court saga in regards to adoption rights.

The whole row started when Brangelina wanted to adopt young Malawian Obed Mtombo, to add to their culturaly varied ensemble of adoptees. Angelina told press that she felt the urge to adopt, because of a certain emptiness in her heart, that the other 72 children that she has already adopted, couldn't fill.

However, during Madonna's previous adoption case in Malawi, the Malawi High Court ruled that Madonna had the first right on any baby born in Malawi, and she now claims that Angelina and Brad has infringed on this ruling.

Madonna, herself the adopted mother of 33 malawian orphans, refused to sign a waiver to allow the Jolies to leave Malawi with Obed.

This enraged the glamour couple, and it is said that Brad threw a bitch-fit to such an extent, that Angelina almost asked him for his opinion in the matter at hand.

The matter was quickly brought before court, and after both parties stated their cases, it became sufficiently clear that in this instance there would only be one loser. Brad Pitt Jolie.

During the trial both Madonna and Angelina were so preplexed by the other's story, that both broke into tears, and at the same time, into each other's arms.

The children of both parties were left with Brad for an indefinite period while Madonna and Angelina set out to discover more about themselves.

Mr. Pitt-Jolie couldn't be reached for comment, as he was busy cleaning nappies.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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