Porn Star Blows World Record Attempt

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Thursday, 21 May 2009

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Bargis Tryhol Strikes Again

German porn star, Cora, came unstuck yesterday when she tried to break the world oral sex record by servicing two hundred men, and ended up in the hospital.

Cora, who is currently under investigation by the polizei for getting her kit off in a public park and making a porno flick in broad daylight got into difficulty as she reached number 75 in her record breaking attempt and started to choke.

Concerned crew members immediately called an ambulance and the star was whisked away to the hospital suffering from breathing difficulties.

An argument ensued on the set, when German cameramen turned on US citizen Barghis Tryhol, accusing him of choking Cora with his outsized equipment. Tryhol denied any responsibility, and in an attempt to defuse the situation stuck the end of his enormous member in his ear, showing the Germans his 'gas pump' (petrol pump for UK readers) impression.

The Germans were not amused and Tryhol had to flee the scene.

More as we get it.

With thanks to BuckwheatsButt for permission (which was never granted) to use the name Bargis Tryhol. And to Cora, for choking when it really mattered.

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