Peter Andre has made a surprise request as part of his divorce settlement with Katie Price aka Jordan; the diminutive Aussie singer has told his lawyer that he would very much like custody of Jordan's tits.
Andre, 36, and Price aka Jordan, have been married since September 2005, and during that time, he has nuzzled his little Aussie head between her baps every evening whilst the pair watch EastEnders.
Now though, after it was revealed yesterday that the couple were to split, Pete has decided that, although he doesn't want his wife, he just can't live without those massive oomlaaters!
Andre's attorney, Dirk Grot, told us:
"She can have the brats, the house, the cars, the toaster and all that shit, but not the tiddies! Who'd wanna divorce those babies?"
