Drunken Katie Price Blinds Dressage Nancy Boy

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Wednesday, 13 May 2009

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Spencer Wilton would be riding his tight ass to fame and fortune on the dressage path to lucrative awards and gay blade acquisition if it had not been for an unfortunate night of drunken reverlry and the enormous tits of Katie Price.

Wilton a top ranked bottom in dressage circle jerks decided to have a drink or twenty with Katie Price and that when all of England learned about the explosive dangers of oversized breast implants.

While trying to spear a martini olive from Price's extra large drink, Wilton missed the target and harpooned one of the twin tanned whales breaching from Ms Price's bustiere.

The rest was not a pretty sight as the talented equestrian was instantly transformed into a blind pedestrian.

Lawyers circled the scene of the accident like sharks to pools of blood.

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