Katie Price's Breasteses v. Near Half of England: Lawsuits Abundanza

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Wednesday, 13 May 2009

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Business pages in the last remaining print journals in the English reading world have been reporting innumerable civil lawsuits brought in the case of Katie Price and the explosive breasteses.

Boyfriend Peter Andre has filed suit through barristers' Boobies, Melons and Stacked for alienation of gigantic affection. Spencer Wilton, once dressage athlete extraordinaire has brought legal action against Ms Price for reckless endangerment and surgeons, Wee, Maky, Bigg, Mounds for medical excessive practice.

Katie Price herself has joined the litiginous libertinism by seeking damages against the toothpick wielding Wilton, the abandoning beau Peter Andre,and the faulty surgeon group of BM&S. Not to be denied, Wilton's horseplay partner Brusce B. is sueing everybody for everything that they've got for everything he and others have lost.

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