Katie Jordan Price - Another Man Involved Shock

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Thursday, 14 May 2009

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Jordan Pictured In The Maldives This Afternoon Looking Suspiciously Like Britney Spears. You Can't Get The Staff These Days.

Quelle surprise! - Breaking news suggests that uber-breasted topless model - cum - girl-next-door A List celeb Katie Price aka Jordan has been touting her wares with equestrian instructor Andrew Gould, 28, who had a chart hit in the 1970's with 'Never Let It Slip Away.'

Suggestions that a full sexual relationship blossomed between the pair, complete with tongues and doing the full nasty beast with two backs routine have been angrily denied by both parties.

Gould insisted there was nothing in the rumours to suggest that the pair practiced dressage manouevres in a Bristol hotel room after the Badminton horse trials.

Jordan meanwhile, has fled to a bolthole in the Maldives along with two camera crews and a posse of papparazzi to escape all the media attention. She thanked her fans for messages of support on her Twatter Blog site.

Peter Andre fled to a bolthole in Cyprus where he attended a barbecue thrown by his brothers and got spectacularly pissed.

Jordan/Katie and Pete are expected to reconcile within the next few days, once they have successfully milked the situation dry.

More when they kiss and make up.

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