Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 25 April 2009

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OMFG! It could be twins....

London - (Incestuous Mess): Any day now a rumored Boyle/Weed chimaera is due to burst forth from its toxic amniotic sac, making the recent Goody/Weed nuptials totally irrelevant in retrospect.

That's this week's LA FagHagSlagMag's lead story which reckons Jack Weed, twenty-something widower of reality tv contestant Jade Goody (who she? - Ed) is the father of Susan Boyle's ever-swelling unborn fetus.

Currently gestating under a ten inch thick protective lathering of maternal abdominal (abominable?) lard the cross breed is doubling in size every ten days.

Mum-to-be Susan has also doubled in size.

PR genius Max Clifford is laughing all the way to the Northern Crock.

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Topics: Susan Boyle

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