Written by Fish

Thursday, 2 October 2008

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Treasury Secretary Henry (Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love) Paulson

Washington DC-- US Treasury Secretary Henry (Hanka Hanka Burnin' Love) Paulson was voted the world's sexiest man in a new AOL online poll. The smooth-headed stallion easily won against other studs like Bill Maher, John McCain and Michael Moore.

The Treasury Secretary said he was "thrilled and a little shocked" at the new title. He said that he's received many proposals and offers to pose nude and "just might pose in the buff" for his many female fans.

The balding beefcake also won the hearts of Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi and Congressman Barney Frank in the recent bailout hearings.

"I wish he would kneel down in front of me again!!" swooned Nancy Pelosi, "He has such penetrating eyes, I just go all liquid inside when he looks at me!" giggled the sexagenarian Speaker.

Barney Frank thought Henry Paulson was "very manly and masterful! I wanted to take him home and make him my teddy bear!" lisped the clownish congressman.

Henry (Hanka Hanka Burnin' Love) Paulson next moves onto Senate hearings where he is certain to break more hearts.

Senator Diane Feinstein said, "All the ladies are so excited about having this Man=dingo in our Senate hearing room. The studly Secretary can sit on my lap all day! Oooh! I just want to eat him up!" laughed the silly, swinging senator.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sexy, Henry Paulson




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