Lindsay Lohan Subscribes to Zoofcuk - the MySpace for Real Animals

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Thursday, 20 November 2008

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Zacfron posted this image with rabbit fur hat and next rabbit fur hat on Zoofuck

Lindsay Lohan has clearly become a big game hunter ! Sources close to the newest, latest social sexsual internet refuge for true beasts have revealed that LL has listed her vitals for all the savage breasts to devour.

Rhino Tenincher signed up as a friend sending Lindsay his post pubescent foto. Lickem Aid invited LL to spend the weekend lickin' while cheer leader whispered to the Big L that they could wash each other down with Downy.

Zacfron from HSMUSE sent the new LL posting the most graphic message:

" LL, I'm looking for love in all the right places. I'm a nerd beast with a real animal for you...pant...pant!!!"

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