Lindsay Lohan Stories Banned From

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 25 September 2008

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One slipping through the net

The administrators of popular satirical news website,, have moved swiftly to block any stories on the subject of 'Lindsay Lohan', after the celebrity announced in the media yesterday, that she is a fervent drinker from the furry cup.

Lohan told massed ranks of journalists that she and long-time 'friend' DJ Samantha Ronson were 'together', and (CENSORED) each other regularly.

She also said that they often (CENSORED) in the (CENSORED) and, when carnal instincts are aroused, Miss Lohan eats out Miss Ronson's (CENSORED).

Miss Ronson, for her part, said that she liked to (CENSORED) Miss Lohan's (DISGUSTING) whenever she got a chance, and would probably have another (PLEASE!) before she went to sleep tonight. owner Mal Notwork said:

"I'm surprised there haven't been more attempts at posting this kind of filth. I've managed to block most of it, but there's always one or two that slip through the net."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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