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Saturday, 25 October 2008

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The artist formerly known as Madonna in an early press photo

Pops most famous gynecological model, Madonna, who is suffering a major decline in her web presence, has announced she will now be known as 'Mileydonna'.

The move is designed to create some on-line search presence and was decided upon when her latest you tube posting, "Madonna nude in shower", managed to gain absolutely no hits. This was only made worse when over two thousand hits were registered for "Guy Ritchie nude in shower."

Madonna has long been suffering from over exposure, and so have the general public, with many search engines installing Madonna filters to stop any more references to the aging inflatable doll slipping through.

The move to rename herself 'Mileydonna' is an attempt to overcome her crumbling popularity and steal some youth and web credibility from the newly nubile Miley Cyrus. In the real world, the move is expected to help the 93 year old Madonna shift some CDs. However many critics are already panning her latest album as nothing more than a shallow attempt to cash in on the popularity of the Miley Cyrus Character 'Hannah Montana.' The album is titled 'Carolina Vagina'.

Other critics have refused to even discuss the album until the medication kicks in. 'Mileydonna' is expected to tour the album early next year if venues with suitable wheelchair access can be found for the rapidly decaying songstress.

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Topics: Miley Cyrus, Madonna




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