Written by Mel Kiss

Friday, 24 October 2008

The recent transcript from fifteen year old Miley Cyrus's interview with Ryan Seacrest has been plastered all over the internet and shocked adults and children alike. The interview has said to have gotten "pretty intense" and Miley herself revealed some juicy details that have never been heard previously.

When asked about her alleged romance with twenty year old underwear model Justin Gaston, Miley was quick to deny anything was going on but went straight onto talking about her eagerness for Cody Linley to return and do a stint on her hit television show Hannah Montana and even have a regular role as Hannah Montana's boyfriend.

This made Seacrest suspicious that there might be something going on between the teenage Disney stars, which put the rumour mill into gear with claims the two were having an affair behind Gaston's back. Miley has refused to comment on this, but dad Billy Ray is said to be angry because he'd taken a particular shine to Justin.

Miley also said that she plans to have children one day and wants to call one Nick if she has a boy. "I know people might think that I'm still in love with Nick, but the truth is, a part of me will always love him. That's how close we were, and we're not as close as we once were because of Nick's relationship with Selena Gomez but we're still good friends. I've always liked the name Nick."

Miley also mentioned that she's done quite a bit of stuff that her mom Leticia doesn't know about, including sneaking out with bestie Mandy to film a secret midnight episode of the Miley and Mandy Show. Tish only found out when someone told her about the episode being aired on the internet, with footage that proved Miley had taken her younger sister Noah along.

After Tish found out she confiscated Miley's credit card which upset the teenager very much as she couldn't purchase a present for Nick's brother Kevin's upcoming birthday. She was very distraught after she learnt that she hadn't been invited to the celebration and couldn't go anyway as she'd been grounded.

Miley's been busy with her Disneyworld party aftermath, filming of a film clip for her cover of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, filming of Season Three of Hannah Montana and the Hannah Montana movie. She also had time to end an LA fashion show to watch her beau in action, though no action went on later that night despite Miley wanting it to.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Miley Cyrus

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