Miley's Secret Romance Revealed

Funny story written by Mel Kiss

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

After the police raided nineteen year old Josh Holly, who allegedly hacked into Miley Cyrus's Gmail account and stole provocative photos, it was revealed after thorough search that the pair have in fact been secretly dating.

Fifteen year old Miley, who is known publicly to be dating twenty year old underwear model Justin Gaston, has been emailing the teenage hacker for months. She got in touch with him after he spread her photos all over the internet, Miley becoming interested when Holly said he found the photos to be a turn on.

"I know a lot of people will think Josh just tried to get close to me because of my fame but we have a connection that stretches more than just through modems. We share something special." Of course, Cyrus has said the same thing about her previous boyfriend, sixteen year old Nick Jonas of Jonas Brothers and Camp Rock fame. The photos were allegedly taken for the tween pop sensation to send to Nick.

Nick has since moved onto another Disney princess, sixteen year old Selena Gomez who has yet to steal Miley's crown as reigning Disney princess but is coming close with her own movie Another Cinderella Story being released soon. Selena is besties with Demi Lovato, who may have had a part in introducing the pair since she co starred with the Jo Bros in Camp Rock. Selena also played Nick's love interest in the film clip for Burnin' Up.

Meanwhile, when Miley has some spare time in her busy schedule she is planning to take some more provocative photos with best friend Mandy and "accidentally" send them to Holly's newly created Gmail account that has yet to be shut down. Holly is yet to be charged or arrested but is still shaken up by his visit from the police.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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