Pop-tart Miley Cyrus couldn't resist the urge to empty her bowels onto the head of High School Musical 'hotty' Zac Efron's pet cockerel while minding his house for the weekend.
Efron was away on a camping trip with some muscular, tanned male 'buddies' at the time. Apparently he'd left Cyrus in charge of his swanky LA pad because he felt the publicity would be good.
But he never in his wildest dreams could have expected the teen temptress to shit on his avian friend.
An elderly paparazzi in a nearby bush filmed the whole thing using a box-browny and sold the sickening images to an agency coincidentally co-owned by Cyrus's father.
The pictures - which show a drunk and disorientated Miley stumbling about on the lawn, opening the chicken coop pulling down her skirt and showering the unfortunate creature in shit - were printed within 30 brief seconds all over the internet.
Efron was said to be very angry that his name was not more prominently used in the articles.
The cock is said to be "slightly dazed" but has resumed crowing at 6am each morning and eating seeds.
