Written by Pointer

Friday, 10 October 2008

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Cindy Lou and fictional jigaboo child

Karl Rove once bushwhacked John McCain with an imaginary interrracial child that stole North Carolina and the presidential nomination from this year's Repub Candie, a POW who Rove smeared as unbalanced.

Always one to learn from the past, McC not only is refighting Vietnam in Iraq, but also hired the dark lord's minions to run his campaign.

The wildly popular mulatto Obama gave Rove the idea that the McCain campaign could resurrect the long dead and fictional child as a way to steal some votes from the mulatto loving American public.

McCain, so desperate to go from POW to Prez, found a mixed race child and is parading it around with the same exploitative brazenness as Sarah Palin and her Little American with disabilities act.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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