Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 8 October 2008

image for McCain Investigated by Ripley's Believe it or Not for claim He impregnated Palin's pregnant Daughter for a Third Time!
Cheney will be godfather to Bristol's Irish twins!

Everyone knew Mccain had to take a big risk to create the kind of game changer that would stop the runaway train called Obama momentum. His choice of VPILF Palin proved to be just more weirdness. The superman act flying to Washington to save the nation in a crisis about which he admits he doesn't have a clue- more weirdness.

That's when his advisors hit on the fact that thousands of thespoof readers loved the fact that the ole rascal had knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter 2X. After consulting Republican tean physician Bill First and gaining the Palin's permission, Mccain found a way to impregnate Bristol Palin while she is still carying his second child!

McCain publicist, Liv Fore-Skin explained: " Hey! he divorced a disabled person to get rich enough to be powerful. Now he can show America that he is still powerful enough to sow some more 21st Century wild oats! Take that metrosexsual Barry O!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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