Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

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McCain campaign had prepared for the vagina card, not black jack!

As McCain get grumpy and the Rovian Princes of Darkness gather round the cauldron, one fact of the '08 election became clear. Running against a Negro is a tough hoe to row. Or is it a tough row to hoe? Whichever, or both, Johnny McC is beginning to show signs of frustration in his competition with Barack "Black" Obama.

McCain said that frankly he is sick and tired of all the advantages a black presidential candie gets: "All of Europe, first of all, got jungle fever. What makes me laugh is that they can't even to stand living with their own new black neighbors but a dark American President seems like a great idea to their intolerant asses.

"Then, the US press kisses his ass as if he's fuckin Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali and Barack Obama rolled into one big, smokin' Joe Frazier joint...Oh wait he is Barack O, never mind, it just isn't fair!

"Besides we prepared for an opponent who we could accuse of playing the vagina card...this whole black jack has us really in the dark!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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