Written by Pointer

Thursday, 10 July 2008

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Bruised by Bobby's Baton

In an uncanny reprise of the 60's hippie anthem, "MacArthur Park", nineteen LAPD police officers are facing discipline for their negligent treatment of journalists and immigration rights advocates during a MacArthur Park May Day Rally.

"Baton beatings made the pink green icing float down", internal affairs Master and Commander Webb reported, "Someone left the cake out in the rain and there will be hell to pay".

Commander Webb worried that he didn't think that he could take another lapse in police discipline and that it had taken so long to make it and that he feared that he would never have that recipe again: "Oh Nooooo!" the commander told reporters

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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