Another song, I hear you yell? So soon? Why yes dear reader! According to my friend they're just poems. I disagree. They're just words written in verse and rhyme. Hopefully, some guy from a major label will see this and employ me, so until them these are poems. Or songs without music. They're something. This song is about heartbreak. To be fair, I haven't actually experienced it, but I've wa...
Heartless fiddler and Vanessa Mae wannabe, Sue Son stunned her best mate Janine Khalil in front of millions of viewers in Saturday's BGT instalment by unceremoniously ditching her. The pair initially appeared as instrumental duo, Addicted, but fol...
Reports have come in suggesting that a man has got drunk after his girlfriend chucked him. The man, rumored to be Welsh, was seen drinking heavily on a night out. He is thought to have been in some films with some quite famous people, but is not as g...
A Croatian woman has dumped her long-term boyfriend after alleging that they are extremely incompatible and that their relationship was going "nowhere".
Search for a replacement heats up!...
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