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Charleston Woman Finds Success with Intermittent Fasting Between Meals

Funny story: Charleston Woman Finds Success with Intermittent Fasting Between Meals

After years of yo-yo dieting and struggling with her weight, 28-year-old Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, says that she's found success with intermittent fasting between meals. Intermittent fasting, currently one of the world's most pop...

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Michelin Man's Comment Draws The Ire Of Fellow Corporate Mascots

Funny story: Michelin Man's Comment Draws The Ire Of Fellow Corporate Mascots

The Michelin Man has always been synonymous with tires. He's also been mutual for being dramatically over-weight in a culture that worships 'the body beautiful'. But on Tuesday, the Michelin Man, during a press conference to announce Michelin's...

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McDonald's: Thanks for the Weight Loss!

Funny story: McDonald's: Thanks for the Weight Loss!

In Raleigh, NC, Merab Morgan pulled off something astonishing by losing 37 pounds on a diet based solely on McDonald's food. She said, "I thought it's two birds with one stone - to lose weight and prove a point for the little fat people." She...

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After local man reads foreign food label with kilocalorie counts instead of calorie counts, extreme diet leads to death

Funny story: After local man reads foreign food label with kilocalorie counts instead of calorie counts, extreme diet leads to death

Washington, D.C. - Excess calorie intake is the primary contributor to the obesity epidemic plaguing most developed nations, but eating a minimum level of calories is key to life and longevity. We all know that we should eat about 2,000 calories per...

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Comcast subscribers experience weight loss, scientific study reveals

Funny story: Comcast subscribers experience weight loss, scientific study reveals

Subscribers to Comcast are likely to lose weight, the National Institute of Weight Loss found. The finding holds true for obese and non obese adults. The NIWL is recommending that doctors instruct their overweight patients to sign up with Comcast...

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The Internationally Acclaimed Ballast Diet Is Explained By Its Creator

Funny story: The Internationally Acclaimed Ballast Diet Is Explained By Its Creator

The Ballast diet has taken the international slimming world by storm. Below is a transcript of a recent, rare radio interview with its creator, Professor Swan Morrison, in which he discusses the scheme in unprecedented detail. ~*~*~*~*~*~ 'Hello Professor Morrison and welcome to the Breakfast Radio Show.' 'Thank you for inviting me onto your programme.' 'You've invented a revolutionar...

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Cold and Fever Exchange New Year's Resolutions to Lose Weight and Gain Weight, Respectively

Funny story: Cold and Fever Exchange New Year's Resolutions to Lose Weight and Gain Weight, Respectively

At the start of 2016, long-time cohorts Cold and Fever exchanged solemn New Year's resolutions to lose weight and gain weight, respectively. Cold admitted to having really packed on the pounds in recent decades. He pointed to the oft-touted home r...

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Man Realizes Area Code Number is the same as his Weight

Funny story: Man Realizes Area Code Number is the same as his Weight

Los Angeles, CA - It was an exciting day for Ernesto Lopez when he went to his doctor for a routine checkup. After being weighed by one of the nurses, the 32 year old man realized that his weight was the same number as his area code, 310. "...

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Obese patient sues doctor for "inappropriate" weight comment

Funny story: Obese patient sues doctor for "inappropriate" weight comment

A doctor in Carlisle is being taken to court by one of his patients. During a meeting with a Dr Yimenez about his upcoming stomach-stapling surgery, the patient observed that the doctor had made one or two inappropriate comments about his weight.

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Slimmer Kirstie Alley Spotted at Paint Store

Funny story: Slimmer Kirstie Alley Spotted at Paint Store

We tried to get close to her but there were so many cameramen present that we finally pushed ours forward to get some shots. Finally I yelled, "You look great! You look sexy!" She was all smiles and maybe that's why she gave me a few words on h...

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A Tremendously Obese Arizona Woman Reveals That She Had Her Lips Stapled

PHOENIX, Arizona - Saying that all of her life she has been overweight beyond belief, Phoenix resident Olympia Twistboro, 37, decided to finally do something about it. She told National Focus Magazine that she hit the 500 pound mark this past Vale...

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Elvis Was On Comeback Trail When He Died

Funny story: Elvis Was On Comeback Trail When He Died

According to recent material discovered at Graceland Elvis Presley was getting ready for a big comeback tour when he died at his home at Graceland near Memphis, Tennessee. Several of his friends and musicians have claimed this all along but the le...

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The Kardashians are even more revolting in real life

Funny story: The Kardashians are even more revolting in real life

Hollywood was in uproar last night after a celebrity plastic surgeon accidentally revealed that the Kardashians have been sharing their fat. Dr Geoffrey Nipantuck from the Beverly Hills Institute of Veterinarians accidently emailed details of the sis...

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Jessica Simpson Loses 50 Pounds And States That Eric Johnson Better Marry Her And Pretty Damn Soon

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Loses 50 Pounds And States That Eric Johnson Better Marry Her And Pretty Damn Soon

REDONDO BEACH - Jessica Simpson was at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon enjoying the heck out of a plate of Fee Fi Fo Fum Foo Foo with an unnamed lady friend when she was approached by Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe. Jessica asked Miss Confetti...

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Madonna Rants That Christina Aguilera Is Too Skinny And That Someone Needs To Give Her A Hot Dog

Funny story: Madonna Rants That Christina Aguilera Is Too Skinny And That Someone Needs To Give Her A Hot Dog

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna was out in Central Park walking her pet flamingo when she was approached by an entertainment news program reporter. Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors asked the "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" singer what she thought about Christin...

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Miranda Lambert Reveals The Secret To Her Astounding 31 Pound Weight Loss

Funny story: Miranda Lambert Reveals The Secret To Her Astounding 31 Pound Weight Loss

NASHVILLE - Miranda Lambert was so afraid of losing her husband Blake Shelton to some pretty young thing that she decided to go on a diet to get rid of that hefty look. Miranda who stands 5-foot-4-inches tall has been worried for months that Blake...

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Honey Boo Boo's Mama Says She Doesn't Weigh 400 Pounds Anymore

Funny story: Honey Boo Boo's Mama Says She Doesn't Weigh 400 Pounds Anymore

McIntyre, Georgia - June "Mama" Shannon recently talked to Yippee-Ki-Yay magazine and said that she has lost quite a bit of weight lately. The mother of the infamous little Honey Boo Boo (Alana Thompson) star of her own hit reality show Here Comes...

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Brad Pitt Concerned As Angelina Jolie's Weight Plummets Down To 91 Pounds!

Funny story: Brad Pitt Concerned As Angelina Jolie's Weight Plummets Down To 91 Pounds!

NEW YORK CITY - Friends of Angelina Jolie, 38, are very concerned at her tremendous weight loss. One longtime friend identified as Ribby Ping, 40, said that at first everyone just figured that Angie had one hell of a tapeworm. But after X-rays...

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