Winehouse Set To Headline Annual Silly Season

Funny story written by Scott Nairns

Thursday, 5 June 2008

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With millions engrossed in Euro 2008, Vain celebrity's are looking to the start of the Silly Season to keep them in the public eye.

Amy Winehouse, who has had no end of bad publicity is looking to clean up her act, and get her career on track by dating 'Old Irn-Bru Baws', Chris Evans.

This has proved to be a media goldmine in the past, with both Geri Halliwell and Billie Piper jumping on the bones of the annoying bucktoothed ginger.

Former writer Max Clifford, who stopped writing on this site to concentrate on writing spoof for The Sun and The Daily Sport has promised that 2008 will see some exclusive silliness.

Paul Gascoigne is expected to take part at some point, although the rumour that he is set to return to Fabio Cappello's squad seem too silly for silly season.

Britney Spears meanwhile, has admitted that she has a crush on Superscot Andy Murray, and will be at Wimbledon to see him in his matches.

Failing any Romance with Murray, Evans looks like having an eventful summer.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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