Supermodel and skank Naomi Campbell has been arrested after she assaulted a 94 year old man who walked past her in the street.
Witnesses say Ms Campbell went into a rage, screaming at the man "How dare you walk on the same street as me?! I'm Naomi Campbell, much loved supermodel, singer and novelist!"
She then punched the elderly man and spat in his face before she was restrained by police officers.
A spokeswoman for the model said "Ms Campbell was simply trying to get down the street to her Mercedes and her path was obstructed by a man who was being a nuisance. The police overreacted because of her skin colour."
Ms Campbell later told friends "I was arrested because I'm black. I still have to fight for my rights and to be treated fairly."
She now plans to sue the police and the pensioner for £100m in damages.
