Daniel Radcliffe Loses His Fortune

Funny story written by Sophie Jayne

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

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Daniel Radcliffe's new life.

Yesterday Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe had the world at his feet- he was loaded, he had millions of girls willing to die for him and he had a dream job. But this morning he finds himself alone, penniless and out of a job.

Last night the ex actor went to a casino and gambled his entire fortune (£76,879,898 million) on a game of poker and lost.

"I don't know what he was thinking," a friend of the teen said. "He can't even play poker, he always loses."

Hearing of Radcliffe's loss Harry Potter producers promptly sacked him saying: "We don't want our Harry to be a first class loser. We will continue the film, changing the name to Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger and the Half Blood Prince and have them as the main character."

Rupert Grint and Emma Watson, the new leads of the films were of course over joyed by the events. Rupert said "I am sorry for Daniel, you know what I am not sorry for him at all it is his own fault he has lost everything, I have lived in his shadow for too long and it is about time that I got to shine!"

Curious of how Daniel now lives his life we crept into his new house (a cardboard box) to see what he was up to. He was begging on the streets, so we left then because he was so dirty and we didn't want to catch anything.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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