Shock, horror in Glasgow, as a super-huge Burmese python goes on the run (slither, surely?) after breaking out of a tiny flat in the Gorbals area.
Schools, mums and dads, were issued warnings through huge megaphones for their wee kiddies to stay i...
New York - Admittedly the plumbing is a little primitive unless you consider a one pint plastic beaker having sufficient capacity for those midnight trips to the bathroom but hey, this is Manhattan where real estate rentals are going through the roo...
London - "Bloody EU scroungers are sh+++ing all over my ericaceous cultivars," Bryanston Square baronet Major Sir Reginald Pratts-Bottom complained bitterly this morning as news of the outrage went viral; "God knows that sort of dung heap London will...
A pair of estranged, man's underpants were arrested today in Milton Keynes shopping centre. They crept under the noses of security guards who were busy searching in young teenage girls handbags hoping to find a pair of nicked knickers or two.
According to the United Nations the 7th billion person, an Indian baby, was born and this is symbolic proof that the human race has doubled over the last 50 years. "Bullshit" claim tramps living under bridges and underground tunnels, etc, the world o...
London - "It's what Amy would have wanted, hic," a regular from an Arlington Street meths bench said today, "sure beats having to gargle with that White Lightning crap."
The comments echoed around NWI where North London's biggest free bar opened t...
A 'traveller' living in a wet house in North London has agreed a bid of more than £35,000 after putting his "entire life" up for sale following a downturn in fortunes that saw him spiral out of control. Street drinker John Marshall,...
Kaystump, Kentucky - Raccoon Catters, who admits to being around 80 years old, he thinks, has admitted he has never read a newspaper or watched any news on television.
Tramps and other homeless misfits are to be invited to a special banquet in London to clear the 3.6million tonne Food Waste Mountain generated by people who needlessly throw away good food.
Yesterday Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe had the world at his feet- he was loaded, he had millions of girls willing to die for him and he had a dream job. But this morning he finds himself alone, penniless and out of a job.
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