DIZNEE'Z LAND, CALIFORNICATE—Mickey Mouse has put Diznee'z Land off limits to paying customers. From now on, the mouse decreed, he will allow “guests” to visit only some parks on some days. “Which ones and when depends on my mood,” the rodent explain...
Nice to get the star, Minnie admits, although she sighs and points out that boyfriend Mickey Mouse got HIS star 40 years ago. "Typical, isn't it?" she says, continuing, "in this business, and in the world in general, males are first to get just abou...
US citizens have been voting in one of the greatest useless elections ever to be had; is Donald Duck more popular than Minnie Mouse (Chosen because of his and hers gender bender allegiances)?
November the eighth will go down in US history as total...
Say it isn't so, Minnie. Say it isn't so.
Unfortunately, though, it IS so.
The entrepreneurial little mouse was a little bit TOO entrepreneurial and was arrested for battling a tourist over the size of a fee for a photo session.
ORLANDO, Florida - A 60-year-old grandfather, John Moyer, is on trial for allegedly inappropriately touching Minnie Mouse in the Magic Kingdom.
Grandpa Moyer supposedly touched the costumed character's chest (cajooblies) and buttocks (butt). He sa...
It has been revealed that Minnie Mouse, outraged by being ignored and left out of Mickey's 80th Birthday celebrations, has taken out a writ against her partner of 70 years in an attempt to balance the popularity ledger and maintain her significant pr...
(Anaheim, CA) Disney heroine Minnie Mouse was seen leaving a local abortion clinic in tears according to a paparazzo tailing the diva who was granted a rare interview. His recently published book "Mickey Mouse: A Rat in Wizard's Clothing&quo...
"We are distant relatives of the NYC renegade rats," the mouse celebs sorrowfully admitted at a news conference held today.
They made it through the Great Depression, the advent of television, the development of numerous Disney theme parks, and a revolutionized entertainment industry; but rumors are that now it's over. While Minnie was away at Tokyo Disneyland, appar...
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